🍼 For the softest, squishiest, most chaotic miracle you know.
This ultra-soft baby bodysuit features “lil pet sperm” in a clean, minimal font — making it the perfect unhinged gift for cool parents, ironic baby showers, or TikToks that’ll live rent-free forever.
💫 Why You’ll Love It:
100% soft cotton for sensitive baby skin
Snap closure + envelope neckline for easy changes
Unisex fit with multiple size options
Printed on demand — less waste, more slay
Guaranteed to get laughs (and a few gasps)
“Got this as a gift and couldn’t stop laughing. Instant favorite.” – Verified unproblematic parent
